i looked straight into irenes eyes and told her "of course i love you" ,,,,,but why do you keep lying to me ? she started another set of lies again,,, telling me that her period was supposed to start that day but that she normally has late menstrual flow,,,,in my mind i just told myself, iyaaa !! who ur lies don epp ?
i told her its okay that i love her and will forever love her if she remains faithful to me. we dressed up and i drove her back to hostel. on our way back to hostel, my phone rang and it was James, i picked up and just echoed, "engineer why u dey call me again? "he coded that she was still with me and said he just called to inform me that he don call the people wey go bring chips tomorrow, and dey go come for morning and dem go need money,, i replied 'na still the amount u been tell me na?'
he said yes,,,after i dropped the call, there was a moment of silence between us (magna silencia). when i got to her hostel and pulled over to the parking area,,,,she asked me for money to plait her hair tomorrow, i asked her how much ?? she said 5k, i told her i only had 3k cash and needed to fuel my car,,so i gave her 1k with the promise that i will give her the remaining amount tomorrow.
when i came home, me and James secretly went out to a neighbourhood beer parlour to celebrate our new found success, we were still on the 3rd bottle each when priscas call came in, i picked up and greeted her hello,how re you, she said fine, before i could utter another word, she asked me of my whereabouts, i told her where i was and to my shock she was in the same beer parlour with some of her peepz, she just came out from one corner of the beer parlour and came to sit with us,,as a matter of fact,,she abandoned her colleagues and joined my table.
we were still discussing when a guy came straight to my cousin and greeted him and us as well, my cousin, James trying to avoid fuck up, strolled the guy outside the beer parlour so they can discuss, remember i already told prisca he is my engineer as well, so when they were no longer in sight, prisca asked me if i knew the guy,,,i said no and sincerely i didn't know him later on i found out that the guys name was buchi a philosophy student that is into SUG politics just like James and that where him and James met each other, she told me that he is the guy fucking Irene,i was like what ??
i was kinda laughing in my mind, fucking irene today and as well meeting his old time fucker that same day too,,,what a small world i said
when the guy and James my cousin came back to our table, the guy showcased that he was truly poor by asking me for a bottle of star which i offered him and even seized the opportunity to tell him to join our table.
this was still in part of my law of power which states "make people come to you, use bait if necessary" my bait now was buying him beers even though meeting him for the first time, he was marvelled to.
as we stayed on,priscas phone rang and she went out to answer her call when the guy asked me if i was the one driving a navy blue highlander, i said yes, and why do u ask? he said nothing that he is just seeing me around with the car, i tried to make our conversation as vague as possible to still maintain my aura of power over him
i now told him that if he will tell himself the truth that he knows that he didn't just see me around rather he saw me with his girl, just then the guy laughed and said to me that why he didn't want to voice it out was because he didn't want it to look like an insult, i then told him that for that singular act of respect they should be giving him more bottles of beer until he is tired of drinking.
after gulping down several bottles, i knew it was now time to question him as am sure he wouldn't even be able to lie while he is drunk to stupor.
i asked him whats your relationship with Irene and he told me "bros i cant lie to you, we no dey date, na just nacking o,bros u know say u be snr man,free that girl Irene,she too like dick,he was just about to make anoda sentence when prisca came back after almost 2 hrs of phone call, so we kinda paused the discussion
while i was meditating over the one i just heard, we finished drinking and prisca said she was spending the night with me that day,,,OMG,,these girls want to kill me,look at what i got myself into,,,i was telling myself tho.
well, we got home, me and prisca and showered together,in order to avoid sex i engaged her in so many different discussions but that wasn't working for her
she wanted me badly that night so,,,,,,,,
i was already exhausted from a 6 round escapade and here i was with another sex hungry lady,,,,i don die !!! what came to my mind immediately was the popular igbo adage that says ''onye amu di nma amaghi ihie onye ibi n'aria'' it actually means that when you seek and yearn for something, you dont really know what the person who has that particular thing you seek for in excess is suffering from. in the beginning i was even including these girls in my prayer points asking that God should make a way for me where them dey. well my prayers has now been answered and here i am with a gorgeous lady who was at then the miss of her faculty(cant mention her faculty)
and all i was thinking was how i could just make her sleep. well while it became too obvious that the impression i gave her the last time has put me into trouble i was now looking for possible solutions, that is when i remembered my HOD in women affairs, James, i excused myself from prisca and went straight to his room and narrated my problems to him,,,like every other day, he always had a solution to any problems relating to women,,,he slide his hands into his trouser pocket and gave me anoda 200 mg TM to take,he told me he knew i would finish the other one and that is why he bought a fresh new card of 100 mg, which i did take with all pleasure and gist a little with them just to allow the medicine circulate properly, after like 15 mins prisca was already calling on my phone, so i had to rush out to go join her
on reaching inside my room i saw her looking very sad with her face so squeezed that i was scared she might have decided to go that night, well that wasn't the case
as i asked her "baby whats the problem? " she didn't reply me rather she rushed my lips with a kiss and without wasting time went straight for my dick, before i could even blink she was blowing my dick away with her mouth, i just remained speechless while moaning to her gentle deep-Drinking
to cut the long story short, i didn't disappoint her that night since i was able to give her four solid rounds but i was so useless by morning that i didn't even know when she left. when i woke up, i saw 28 missed calls and 5 text messages from Irene trying to remind me about the money i promised her, i didn't call her back since it was almost 1; 30 pm and i didn't even have a dime to give out anymore.
in the evening around 6 pm, she started calling me again, she called like 8 times then i picked and told her that i was driving and was on my way to enugu for some business trip, she started ranting on the phone, i just cut the call while she was still ranting.
due to the fact that i already told her i was travelling i used that forum and avenue to regain my self because i was already looking so thin just because of two days of stress
fast forward to when i came back from my imaginary travel after 3 weeks, i was the one who called her,Irene and told her i wanted to see her, she said i should come to her hostel which i told her that i cant, that she would be the one doing the coming from henceforth that i have tried in that aspect and if award was to be given to most frequent man of the year to UNNgirls hostel, that am sure i had no rival, this assertion didn't really go down well between me and her but the game was now in my hands so she had no choice but to succumb to every of my demand.
she came around three days later, seems like she already noticed that anytime she talks about money, she turns me off so she didn't actually raise any monetary issue while we were together in my room and i also didn't even bother touching her. after like 2 hours of gisting, she broke the jinx by asking me where did she go wrong ? i asked her what she meant, my mind was already calculating that she has come with another monetary demand but hell no, i was very wrong this time too
she said i havent even touched her since she came around that i no longer find her attractive, i asked her, were u not the one asking me if all i wanted from you was sex ?? she kept quiet. after sometime i started kissing her little did i know that she was already addicted to what i did to her the last time, yes, she came for sex again,,,and sex we actually had throughout that day, this time around i used my natural strength, no more killing of myself by myself anymore
with what went down that day, i was now completely sure that i have out matched buchy the guy from philosophy dept. that was somehw exciting knowing that i can get these savage girls to be satisfied sexually, that wasn't an easy task anyway
she left for hostel that day, much didn't happen for the next few days except for the fact that me and James didn't know that yawa was about to gas.
one fateful Monday morning, buchy had called James that he would like to visit us,James approved his coming and also informed me
unfortunately, the guy came around when me, James and chinedu where chilling out together at home,,,guess what happened
We were just lying down gisting like we always do, when James got a call from buchy that he is in front of our house, James left immediately to go and open the gate for him. James had hardly left the door of our room when chinedu asked me who was the person that James went to open gate for? i told him i barely know the guy, which is true, but i refused to tell him how i even knew the guy in the first place.
there was a moment of silence between me and chinedu until James walked into our room followed by buchy, buchy greeted me, boss how far na? my brother am fine, i replied. initially i wasn't scared of buchy bringing up the topic of Irene because i trusted James to have handled that before bringing him into our room, but little did i know that he didn't, buchy had barely finished shaking us all when he loudly said "bros how ur woman, Irene na? chaii, omo see gobe, i told myself, immediately chinedu heard that name Irene, he changed from his initial position of lying down on bed to sitting down, with his face showing how anxious he was to know whats really going on. buchy on his own knew he had bleeped up somehow because he saw the way me and James stared at him with fury filled in our heart, James being the most experienced of us all decided to cool the tension by telling him "guy you dey fvck up o, u never even sit down u don dey bring up woman talk, na so u dey do ?,james continued, me i no dey like guys wey dey fvck up o, i been think say u be guy man sef. james hardly finished when chinedu interrupted by saying james wait, AN you neva reason me how far with you and irene for over 2 months nw, i come dey think say u don tire for her matter, he continued, AN wetin dey happen ?, all of us na guy man just be sincere with me pls,,chinedu still talking to me, if u no tell me, i go go ask am myself, chaii, that last one got me so bad, i told chinedu to chill that i will tell him everything but not now, later in the evening, chinedu got infuriated, stood up, put on his shirt and told us he was going straight to girls hostel that was when me and james started talking sense to him, telling him to calm down lets tell him everything.
when chinedu had calmed down me and james turned to buchy and almost at the same time told him to get out before we decide to treat his fvck up, he ran out with the speed of light, james followed him, locked our gate and said we should all dress so we can go and discuss over beer in a neighbouring beer parlour
when we got to the beer parlour, chinedu couldnt even wait to take a first gulp from his beer when he asked again, wetin dey happen ? this time around directing his questions to James.
NOTEsadas a flashback) apart from the fact that chinedu didnt really want any of us to succeed even though he was the one who put us through on the job, the second thing that annoyed him was that he contributed 4k to the 5k i spent on the firstday of hanging out with irene and since then the only reasonable response he got was that am still on the matter, but we didnt want history to repeat itself,he had in the past he gave james the number of one his class girls whom he told us was the queen of engnr faculty by name Winnie, but betrayed james when he saw he was progressing, chinedu is a very dark handsome guy, girls do love him, but im no sabi finish work. he gave james the number of that girl, whom was very close to him then, but he assumed that since the girl only rolled with people with ride she wont accept james but james as a maestro in fakery analysed the girl and told me to watchout how he will get the girl. one early morning james came to my room and told me he didnt want chinedu to know what he will discuss with the girl thats why he came to my room to do the call.
james;(phone ringing)
winnie: hello
james: (james just started talking) Cynthia, its me james while coming for engine 602 bring my handout for me,
(you all should know that anything 60,,, in nigerian uni is for masters student)
winnie: please who is this
james: cynthia its me james
winnie: please am not cynthia
james: whats ur name
winnie: winnifred or winnie
james: you school in unn ?
winne : yes and hw did u get my number ?
james: i was actually calling the number of my fellow mastering student our lecturer gave me yesterday so she can bring me my handout
winnie : which uni?
james : unn, what about you
winnie : 200 level met mat engineering, unn also
james : waooh, am doing my masters in mech engineering, hope you wouldnt mind if i see you around?
winnie : nope, you have my number
to cut the long story short, 2 weeks later, one night we all slept together cos we do read together since we all are engineers even myself i was aspiring to be one also.
so early in the morning, i was the first to wake up after i said my prayers, i picked up my phone to read the news, when exactly around 5 ; 30 am, James phone rang and chinedu woke up and checked the caller, lol, it was Winnie, i didn't notice what was happening, but since James didn't pick, Winnie sent a text msg to him, which chinedu read also, the message was "hey,its like u re still sleeping, i will be coming around ten this morning"
we later found out that James had arranged to help her with her term paper, in one of his colleagues self contain house
the summary of the whole Winnie story is that,James smashed her that day but the next day at lecture, chinedu opened James yansh thinking it will bring her closer to him but that is a lie because, the girl stopped talking to James and made sure that the few girls in their dept stopped talking to chinedu. #LOSER LOSE ALL
back to where we were,,,,,,,
James calmly told chinedu that we were sorry if he felt betrayed but,,,he paused,,,,"AN don dey blow am" you be guy man and i know say u go dey aware say we be brothers and that woman no fit separate us" chinedu laughed dubiously, and said that the only thing that is annoying him is that we didn't involve him in the matter even though he was the one who sent us, we didn't want to tell him about his previous fuck up to avoid adding more salt to injuries. so he said, he is even happy to clear his doubt,,,aah!! me and James now had a momentary breathe in, when my phone suddenly rang and it was who ? Irene,,,,,,,,,damn,,,as i was,,,,,,
as my phone kept on ringing, i was kinda confused, i didn't know if i was to pick the call or to ignore but James knowing that if i ignored the call again that chinedu will feel like we are still keeping him in the dark, told me to pick the call, so i picked. hello, Irene greeted, baby how re u, i responded, she threw a direct question asking me where i was that she wants to see me urgently,i told her am at home, she said she was coming over immediately. well, in my mind, something has gone wrong and my first suspicion was buchy, the guy we chased out from our house earlier,so many thoughts came across my mind that minute, thoughts like has buchy gone to tell Irene about me and my cousin chinedu, or even tell her that we knew each other, these things were bothering me because i was kinda feeling that the day she gets to know all these things, then we are done for real.
NOTE: Men, including myself hate to be dumped by even an olosho, we rather prefer to be the one doing the dumping cos who feels the pain in any kind of breakup most is the person dumped not the dumpee so that is one of the main reasons why i was bothered, secondly i wasn't ready yet to dismiss her, i was equally getting addicted to her somehow but this truth was only known by me, even James believed that i do not give any fuck about Irene, somehow that was true because i knew it will never last for long, but somehow it isn't since i was still enjoying the sex part with her
james seeing the look on my face asked me, oboiy wetin,,why ur face dey like dat ? i replied him, Irene say im dey come nw nw oh,,,James smiled and said, na im make ur face change ? chinedu na guy man, relax nothing dey happen,he said,,,,,,,well at that point i couldn't conceal whats on my mind again, so i told him, that its not about chinedu casting the show that its about the way she was talking, its like that buchy guy has spoilt show for us already, James laughed again and told me, even if he has kwanu, whats there to lose, make she go sef, her matter no good. James continued, if she come just comport yourself and act like nothing is going on lets see what happens. chinedu was just silent all these while but because of the issue at hand none of us was able to read through his facial expression that he was feeling depressed from the whole scenario.
30 mins later irene called again that she was in front of our house, James told me to go that he will be staying at the beer parlour with chinedu to wait for me.
fast forward to when i went to meet Irene standing in front of our house, i hugged her and asked her if there was any problem from the way she was sounding on the phone, she teased me telling me that she was pregnant, i jokingly told her that, that is a good news, she laughed and told me to go joor, that if it was true now i will start running helter skelter. we went inside and after some naughty chat between me and her we started our lovemaking again.
NOTE; mind you that James and chinedu were waiting for me to come tell them exactly what she came for but there i was smashing her in my room,,,i guess the alcohol we were taking got the better side of me
i was so lost in the lovemaking that i even forgot that people were waiting for me, after some time of not seeing me James decided to call my phone, in which i was not picking, when Irene asked me who was calling me, i told her not to mind my useless engineer that is always disturbing me for money, that he thinks that money grows on trees. i was yet to finish my sentence when i heard James and chinedu laughing sporadically inside the compound, i felt really stupid not to have told em whats really going on, because if they had known i was banging her in the house, they wouldn't have come back by that time, Irene noticing that my mood changed slightly asked me whats wrong, i told her nothing, that her big bakasi is whats making me tired, she smiled and asked me who is making who tired ? that she should be the one complaining. i told her i was coming then went outside to inform James and chinedu that she is in the house, on reaching outside i saw only chinedu sitting on the pavements, i asked him, where is James?, he told me his babe also came around that he is in the room with her, i knew at that moment that i needed to act fast before things got out of hand, so i told chinedu lets talk outside the gate, he followed me outside then i told him that Irene is inside the room and it wont be good if she sees him, he said okay, and left for the beer parlour again. i went back into the room and had a last round for the day,,,,as we were now resting after taking a shower together, chinedu,s call came into Irene phone, she didn't pick, he called her like another 3 times, then i asked her why she is not picking, she said that its not important that its one jonzin guy from village that is calling her, i insisted that i see the name of the caller, the name of the caller was "EDU WAEC" i didn't realise it was my own chinedu until when i saw the last two digits that ended the number that was i realised it was my cousin chinedu that was calling her, besides i didn't even imagine that chinedu will be that dumb to call her when he knew i was with her, i didn't want to start asking her anything about chinedu so i just told her to dress up and lets go, in my mind i just needed to take her away from that house before things got messy. truly truly i was right things did get messy but thank God i had sent Irene back to her hostel by then,,,so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
there was no fuel in the car so i had to lie to Irene that the car had some faults and that i had called my mechanic to come pick it up for repair tomorrow.
we boarded a keke that will drop us at the school gate where we can now take UNN shuttle to her hostel. on reaching inside the school, she said she was hungry and needed to eat because she was tired and cant cook again, we went to SUB(an eatery in UNN) to eat rice and chicken, thank God i had 1k left after paying for the transports fee. we finished eating and was strolling towards her hostel when we met prisca in company of 3 girls looking all flashy with the Brazilian wigs that they were wearing.
my heart skipped a bit but i comported myself and even reached out to hold Irene hand so that it wont look like am hiding anything from her.
i was expecting her to even greet us but i was shocked when she hugged and greeted irene and even snubbed me completely, whoa,my mind was busy trying to figure out if it was the same prisca who thrashed Irene in my presence not too long ago that is now here hugging her and calling her sweet names and showering her with praises like honey,sweety u looking good,baby idi ok or if it was the same prisca that said she couldn't get enough of me,,,or was it all in a dream ? i was so lost in my thoughts and imagination that i didn't even know that i was still moving and had left Irene and her colleagues. hmm, i was so confused and my mind was filled with noise cos i wasn't hearing anything happening around me until when irene called me and said i should pls wait for her na, i stopped and was waiting fro her while she was coming towards me but i have never felt that way in my life, well i guess its all part of what a man must learn not to trust the smiles of humans cos their heart might be evil whereas they are smiling with you. Irene met me and was like didn't you see my bestie? i said which one, she said the one on a red top,she was at my birthday na, i said okay i didn't recognise her but in my mind i was like bestie ko bestie ni,, you know am feeling so dizzy and tired, i do not even have the strength to greet people now, i just need to see u off to your hostel and go home straight to catch some sleep. she said okay, you will be fine, i said thanks,i was happy that her series of question with regards to why i didn't greet prisca was over.
when we got to her hostel, i bade her farewell and told her to call me tomorrow and left the hostel.
on reaching the junction close to my house i was praying to GOD that i have already seen enough drama today and do not wish to see more.
i dialled james number he was not picking, anyway i wasn't even expecting him to i knew i was just trying my luck, cos anytime a woman visits him its always a do or die affair. the shuttle dropped me in front of my house and i realised that my legs where even too weak to move into the house cos my instincts already predicted that trouble is somewhere inside the house waiting for me, so i decided to divert my movement a little and went to the shop of one of our neighbours and started gisting with him waiting for James to finish before i venture into the house.
after 2 hrs of gisting,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
after 2hrs of boring gists, my phone rang and it was james, he asked me "oboiy how far? am fine oh, where u dey,,i asked, he said he was inside the house about to escort somebody, he didnt want to tell me immediately that he was busy with his side chick, by the way he thought i was not around, i told him to see his visitor off and he should call me when he is back. i was still in the shop when i saw him put his girl on the bike and paid the bike man,he was about to go back inside the house when i called him and narrated the whole story to him, he was confused initially,he was confused with the fact that i was smashing irene and i couldnt even inform him,he was also surprised by the fact that chinedu actually called irenes number when he knew perfectly well that i was with her, he was confused as well, but i was more confused by the whole situation and that was why i had to rely on him.
after a while james started laughing, i asked him whats funny, he told me that there was serious problem and that we need to handle it carefully so that we dont cast our family name by fighting over a girl in our family house, i nodded in affirmation then asked him why he already concluded there was going to be a fight.
he told me that he saw chinedu sitting patiently at the sit-out and if what i told him is true that he was calling irene on the phone, then he is probably waiting for me and irene to come outside so irene could see him and it would have been a very ugly scenario,
NOTE: chinedu didnt know we had left the house because the car was still parked and i locked my door and left with the key, he probably thought we were still inside
so seeing the hundred percent truth in what james said, i realised why i always depend on him in times like this, he figure out puzzles faster than i do, but that notwithstanding i was asking myself what even made me to venture into this devilish activity that has eaten up my time, my little savings. and now my cordial relationship with my cousin because i knew that things wont be the same again from here.
when we entered the house,james padlocked the gate, chinedu seeing couldnt hide the disappointment in his face and he was sitted on the sofa with an unknown stranger,,,hmmm i knew something like this was about to happen that why my spirit told me not to go home
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