Why Women Love Lies............3

i looked straight into irenes eyes and told her "of course i love you" ,,,,,but why do you keep lying to me ? she started another set of lies again,,, telling me that her period was supposed to start that day but that she normally has late menstrual flow,,,,in my mind i just told myself, iyaaa !! who ur lies don epp ?
i told her its okay that i love her and will forever love her if she remains faithful to me. we dressed up and i drove her back to hostel. on our way back to hostel, my phone rang and it was James, i picked up and just echoed, "engineer why u dey call me again? "he coded that she was still with me and said he just called to inform me that he don call the people wey go bring chips tomorrow, and dey go come for morning and dem go need money,, i replied 'na still the amount u been tell me na?'
he said yes,,,after i dropped the call, there was a moment of silence between us (magna silencia). when i got to her hostel and pulled over to the parking area,,,,she asked me for money to plait her hair tomorrow, i asked her how much ?? she said 5k, i told her i only had 3k cash and needed to fuel my car,,so i gave her 1k with the promise that i will give her the remaining amount tomorrow.

when i came home, me and James secretly went out to a neighbourhood beer parlour to celebrate our new found success, we were still on the 3rd bottle each when priscas call came in, i picked up and greeted her hello,how re you, she said fine, before i could utter another word, she asked me of my whereabouts, i told her where i was and to my shock she was in the same beer parlour with some of her peepz, she just came out from one corner of the beer parlour and came to sit with us,,as a matter of fact,,she abandoned her colleagues and joined my table.
we were still discussing when a guy came straight to my cousin and greeted him and us as well, my cousin, James trying to avoid fuck up, strolled the guy outside the beer parlour so they can discuss, remember i already told prisca he is my engineer as well, so when they were no longer in sight, prisca asked me if i knew the guy,,,i said no and sincerely i didn't know him later on i found out that the guys name was buchi a philosophy student that is into SUG politics just like James and that where him and James met each other, she told me that he is the guy fucking Irene,i was like what ??
i was kinda laughing in my mind, fucking irene today and as well meeting his old time fucker that same day too,,,what a small world i said
when the guy and James my cousin came back to our table, the guy showcased that he was truly poor by asking me for a bottle of star which i offered him and even seized the opportunity to tell him to join our table.
this was still in part of my law of power which states "make people come to you, use bait if necessary" my bait now was buying him beers even though meeting him for the first time, he was marvelled to.

as we stayed on,priscas phone rang and she went out to answer her call when the guy asked me if i was the one driving a navy blue highlander, i said yes, and why do u ask? he said nothing that he is just seeing me around with the car, i tried to make our conversation as vague as possible to still maintain my aura of power over him
i now told him that if he will tell himself the truth that he knows that he didn't just see me around rather he saw me with his girl, just then the guy laughed and said to me that why he didn't want to voice it out was because he didn't want it to look like an insult, i then told him that for that singular act of respect they should be giving him more bottles of beer until he is tired of drinking.
after gulping down several bottles, i knew it was now time to question him as am sure he wouldn't even be able to lie while he is drunk to stupor.
i asked him whats your relationship with Irene and he told me "bros i cant lie to you, we no dey date, na just nacking o,bros u know say u be snr man,free that girl Irene,she too like dick,he was just about to make anoda sentence when prisca came back after almost 2 hrs of phone call, so we kinda paused the discussion
while i was meditating over the one i just heard, we finished drinking and prisca said she was spending the night with me that day,,,OMG,,these girls want to kill me,look at what i got myself into,,,i was telling myself tho.
well, we got home, me and prisca and showered together,in order to avoid sex i engaged her in so many different discussions but that wasn't working for her
she wanted me badly that night so,,,,,,,,
i was already exhausted from a 6 round escapade and here i was with another sex hungry lady,,,,i don die !!! what came to my mind immediately was the popular igbo adage that says ''onye amu di nma amaghi ihie onye ibi n'aria'' it actually means that when you seek and yearn for something, you dont really know what the person who has that particular thing you seek for in excess is suffering from. in the beginning i was even including these girls in my prayer points asking that God should make a way for me where them dey. well my prayers has now been answered and here i am with a gorgeous lady who was at then the miss of her faculty(cant mention her faculty)
and all i was thinking was how i could just make her sleep. well while it became too obvious that the impression i gave her the last time has put me into trouble i was now looking for possible solutions, that is when i remembered my HOD in women affairs, James, i excused myself from prisca and went straight to his room and narrated my problems to him,,,like every other day, he always had a solution to any problems relating to women,,,he slide his hands into his trouser pocket and gave me anoda 200 mg TM to take,he told me he knew i would finish the other one and that is why he bought a fresh new card of 100 mg, which i did take with all pleasure and gist a little with them just to allow the medicine circulate properly, after like 15 mins prisca was already calling on my phone, so i had to rush out to go join her
on reaching inside my room i saw her looking very sad with her face so squeezed that i was scared she might have decided to go that night, well that wasn't the case
as i asked her "baby whats the problem? " she didn't reply me rather she rushed my lips with a kiss and without wasting time went straight for my dick, before i could even blink she was blowing my dick away with her mouth, i just remained speechless while moaning to her gentle deep-Drinking
to cut the long story short, i didn't disappoint her that night since i was able to give her four solid rounds but i was so useless by morning that i didn't even know when she left. when i woke up, i saw 28 missed calls and 5 text messages from Irene trying to remind me about the money i promised her, i didn't call her back since it was almost 1; 30 pm and i didn't even have a dime to give out anymore.
in the evening around 6 pm, she started calling me again, she called like 8 times then i picked and told her that i was driving and was on my way to enugu for some business trip, she started ranting on the phone, i just cut the call while she was still ranting.
due to the fact that i already told her i was travelling i used that forum and avenue to regain my self because i was already looking so thin just because of two days of stress
fast forward to when i came back from my imaginary travel after 3 weeks, i was the one who called her,Irene and told her i wanted to see her, she said i should come to her hostel which i told her that i cant, that she would be the one doing the coming from henceforth that i have tried in that aspect and if award was to be given to most frequent man of the year to UNNgirls hostel, that am sure i had no rival, this assertion didn't really go down well between me and her but the game was now in my hands so she had no choice but to succumb to every of my demand.
she came around three days later, seems like she already noticed that anytime she talks about money, she turns me off so she didn't actually raise any monetary issue while we were together in my room and i also didn't even bother touching her. after like 2 hours of gisting, she broke the jinx by asking me where did she go wrong ? i asked her what she meant, my mind was already calculating that she has come with another monetary demand but hell no, i was very wrong this time too
she said i havent even touched her since she came around that i no longer find her attractive, i asked her, were u not the one asking me if all i wanted from you was sex ?? she kept quiet. after sometime i started kissing her little did i know that she was already addicted to what i did to her the last time, yes, she came for sex again,,,and sex we actually had throughout that day, this time around i used my natural strength, no more killing of myself by myself anymore
with what went down that day, i was now completely sure that i have out matched buchy the guy from philosophy dept. that was somehw exciting knowing that i can get these savage girls to be satisfied sexually, that wasn't an easy task anyway

she left for hostel that day, much didn't happen for the next few days except for the fact that me and James didn't know that yawa was about to gas.
one fateful Monday morning, buchy had called James that he would like to visit us,James approved his coming and also informed me
unfortunately, the guy came around when me, James and chinedu where chilling out together at home,,,guess what happened
We were just lying down gisting like we always do, when James got a call from buchy that he is in front of our house, James left immediately to go and open the gate for him. James had hardly left the door of our room when chinedu asked me who was the person that James went to open gate for? i told him i barely know the guy, which is true, but i refused to tell him how i even knew the guy in the first place.
there was a moment of silence between me and chinedu until James walked into our room followed by buchy, buchy greeted me, boss how far na? my brother am fine, i replied. initially i wasn't scared of buchy bringing up the topic of Irene because i trusted James to have handled that before bringing him into our room, but little did i know that he didn't, buchy had barely finished shaking us all when he loudly said "bros how ur woman, Irene na? chaii, omo see gobe, i told myself, immediately chinedu heard that name Irene, he changed from his initial position of lying down on bed to sitting down, with his face showing how anxious he was to know whats really going on. buchy on his own knew he had bleeped up somehow because he saw the way me and James stared at him with fury filled in our heart, James being the most experienced of us all decided to cool the tension by telling him "guy you dey fvck up o, u never even sit down u don dey bring up woman talk, na so u dey do ?,james continued, me i no dey like guys wey dey fvck up o, i been think say u be guy man sef. james hardly finished when chinedu interrupted by saying james wait, AN you neva reason me how far with you and irene for over 2 months nw, i come dey think say u don tire for her matter, he continued, AN wetin dey happen ?, all of us na guy man just be sincere with me pls,,chinedu still talking to me, if u no tell me, i go go ask am myself, chaii, that last one got me so bad, i told chinedu to chill that i will tell him everything but not now, later in the evening, chinedu got infuriated, stood up, put on his shirt and told us he was going straight to girls hostel that was when me and james started talking sense to him, telling him to calm down lets tell him everything.
when chinedu had calmed down me and james turned to buchy and almost at the same time told him to get out before we decide to treat his fvck up, he ran out with the speed of light, james followed him, locked our gate and said we should all dress so we can go and discuss over beer in a neighbouring beer parlour
when we got to the beer parlour, chinedu couldnt even wait to take a first gulp from his beer when he asked again, wetin dey happen ? this time around directing his questions to James.
NOTEsadas a flashback) apart from the fact that chinedu didnt really want any of us to succeed even though he was the one who put us through on the job, the second thing that annoyed him was that he contributed 4k to the 5k i spent on the firstday of hanging out with irene and since then the only reasonable response he got was that am still on the matter, but we didnt want history to repeat itself,he had in the past he gave james the number of one his class girls whom he told us was the queen of engnr faculty by name Winnie, but betrayed james when he saw he was progressing, chinedu is a very dark handsome guy, girls do love him, but im no sabi finish work. he gave james the number of that girl, whom was very close to him then, but he assumed that since the girl only rolled with people with ride she wont accept james but james as a maestro in fakery analysed the girl and told me to watchout how he will get the girl. one early morning james came to my room and told me he didnt want chinedu to know what he will discuss with the girl thats why he came to my room to do the call.
james;(phone ringing)

winnie: hello

james: (james just started talking) Cynthia, its me james while coming for engine 602 bring my handout for me,
(you all should know that anything 60,,, in nigerian uni is for masters student)


winnie: please who is this

james: cynthia its me james

winnie: please am not cynthia

james: whats ur name

winnie: winnifred or winnie

james: you school in unn ?

winne : yes and hw did u get my number ?

james: i was actually calling the number of my fellow mastering student our lecturer gave me yesterday so she can bring me my handout

winnie : which uni?

james : unn, what about you

winnie : 200 level met mat engineering, unn also

james : waooh, am doing my masters in mech engineering, hope you wouldnt mind if i see you around?

winnie : nope, you have my number

to cut the long story short, 2 weeks later, one night we all slept together cos we do read together since we all are engineers even myself i was aspiring to be one also.
so early in the morning, i was the first to wake up after i said my prayers, i picked up my phone to read the news, when exactly around 5 ; 30 am, James phone rang and chinedu woke up and checked the caller, lol, it was Winnie, i didn't notice what was happening, but since James didn't pick, Winnie sent a text msg to him, which chinedu read also, the message was "hey,its like u re still sleeping, i will be coming around ten this morning"
we later found out that James had arranged to help her with her term paper, in one of his colleagues self contain house
the summary of the whole Winnie story is that,James smashed her that day but the next day at lecture, chinedu opened James yansh thinking it will bring her closer to him but that is a lie because, the girl stopped talking to James and made sure that the few girls in their dept stopped talking to chinedu. #LOSER LOSE ALL

back to where we were,,,,,,,

James calmly told chinedu that we were sorry if he felt betrayed but,,,he paused,,,,"AN don dey blow am" you be guy man and i know say u go dey aware say we be brothers and that woman no fit separate us" chinedu laughed dubiously, and said that the only thing that is annoying him is that we didn't involve him in the matter even though he was the one who sent us, we didn't want to tell him about his previous fuck up to avoid adding more salt to injuries. so he said, he is even happy to clear his doubt,,,aah!! me and James now had a momentary breathe in, when my phone suddenly rang and it was who ? Irene,,,,,,,,,damn,,,as i was,,,,,,
as my phone kept on ringing, i was kinda confused, i didn't know if i was to pick the call or to ignore but James knowing that if i ignored the call again that chinedu will feel like we are still keeping him in the dark, told me to pick the call, so i picked. hello, Irene greeted, baby how re u, i responded, she threw a direct question asking me where i was that she wants to see me urgently,i told her am at home, she said she was coming over immediately. well, in my mind, something has gone wrong and my first suspicion was buchy, the guy we chased out from our house earlier,so many thoughts came across my mind that minute, thoughts like has buchy gone to tell Irene about me and my cousin chinedu, or even tell her that we knew each other, these things were bothering me because i was kinda feeling that the day she gets to know all these things, then we are done for real.

NOTE: Men, including myself hate to be dumped by even an olosho, we rather prefer to be the one doing the dumping cos who feels the pain in any kind of breakup most is the person dumped not the dumpee so that is one of the main reasons why i was bothered, secondly i wasn't ready yet to dismiss her, i was equally getting addicted to her somehow but this truth was only known by me, even James believed that i do not give any fuck about Irene, somehow that was true because i knew it will never last for long, but somehow it isn't since i was still enjoying the sex part with her

james seeing the look on my face asked me, oboiy wetin,,why ur face dey like dat ? i replied him, Irene say im dey come nw nw oh,,,James smiled and said, na im make ur face change ? chinedu na guy man, relax nothing dey happen,he said,,,,,,,well at that point i couldn't conceal whats on my mind again, so i told him, that its not about chinedu casting the show that its about the way she was talking, its like that buchy guy has spoilt show for us already, James laughed again and told me, even if he has kwanu, whats there to lose, make she go sef, her matter no good. James continued, if she come just comport yourself and act like nothing is going on lets see what happens. chinedu was just silent all these while but because of the issue at hand none of us was able to read through his facial expression that he was feeling depressed from the whole scenario.
30 mins later irene called again that she was in front of our house, James told me to go that he will be staying at the beer parlour with chinedu to wait for me.

fast forward to when i went to meet Irene standing in front of our house, i hugged her and asked her if there was any problem from the way she was sounding on the phone, she teased me telling me that she was pregnant, i jokingly told her that, that is a good news, she laughed and told me to go joor, that if it was true now i will start running helter skelter. we went inside and after some naughty chat between me and her we started our lovemaking again.

NOTE; mind you that James and chinedu were waiting for me to come tell them exactly what she came for but there i was smashing her in my room,,,i guess the alcohol we were taking got the better side of me

i was so lost in the lovemaking that i even forgot that people were waiting for me, after some time of not seeing me James decided to call my phone, in which i was not picking, when Irene asked me who was calling me, i told her not to mind my useless engineer that is always disturbing me for money, that he thinks that money grows on trees. i was yet to finish my sentence when i heard James and chinedu laughing sporadically inside the compound, i felt really stupid not to have told em whats really going on, because if they had known i was banging her in the house, they wouldn't have come back by that time, Irene noticing that my mood changed slightly asked me whats wrong, i told her nothing, that her big bakasi is whats making me tired, she smiled and asked me who is making who tired ? that she should be the one complaining. i told her i was coming then went outside to inform James and chinedu that she is in the house, on reaching outside i saw only chinedu sitting on the pavements, i asked him, where is James?, he told me his babe also came around that he is in the room with her, i knew at that moment that i needed to act fast before things got out of hand, so i told chinedu lets talk outside the gate, he followed me outside then i told him that Irene is inside the room and it wont be good if she sees him, he said okay, and left for the beer parlour again. i went back into the room and had a last round for the day,,,,as we were now resting after taking a shower together, chinedu,s call came into Irene phone, she didn't pick, he called her like another 3 times, then i asked her why she is not picking, she said that its not important that its one jonzin guy from village that is calling her, i insisted that i see the name of the caller, the name of the caller was "EDU WAEC" i didn't realise it was my own chinedu until when i saw the last two digits that ended the number that was i realised it was my cousin chinedu that was calling her, besides i didn't even imagine that chinedu will be that dumb to call her when he knew i was with her, i didn't want to start asking her anything about chinedu so i just told her to dress up and lets go, in my mind i just needed to take her away from that house before things got messy. truly truly i was right things did get messy but thank God i had sent Irene back to her hostel by then,,,so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
there was no fuel in the car so i had to lie to Irene that the car had some faults and that i had called my mechanic to come pick it up for repair tomorrow.
we boarded a keke that will drop us at the school gate where we can now take UNN shuttle to her hostel. on reaching inside the school, she said she was hungry and needed to eat because she was tired and cant cook again, we went to SUB(an eatery in UNN) to eat rice and chicken, thank God i had 1k left after paying for the transports fee. we finished eating and was strolling towards her hostel when we met prisca in company of 3 girls looking all flashy with the Brazilian wigs that they were wearing.
my heart skipped a bit but i comported myself and even reached out to hold Irene hand so that it wont look like am hiding anything from her.
i was expecting her to even greet us but i was shocked when she hugged and greeted irene and even snubbed me completely, whoa,my mind was busy trying to figure out if it was the same prisca who thrashed Irene in my presence not too long ago that is now here hugging her and calling her sweet names and showering her with praises like honey,sweety u looking good,baby idi ok or if it was the same prisca that said she couldn't get enough of me,,,or was it all in a dream ? i was so lost in my thoughts and imagination that i didn't even know that i was still moving and had left Irene and her colleagues. hmm, i was so confused and my mind was filled with noise cos i wasn't hearing anything happening around me until when irene called me and said i should pls wait for her na, i stopped and was waiting fro her while she was coming towards me but i have never felt that way in my life, well i guess its all part of what a man must learn not to trust the smiles of humans cos their heart might be evil whereas they are smiling with you. Irene met me and was like didn't you see my bestie? i said which one, she said the one on a red top,she was at my birthday na, i said okay i didn't recognise her but in my mind i was like bestie ko bestie ni,, you know am feeling so dizzy and tired, i do not even have the strength to greet people now, i just need to see u off to your hostel and go home straight to catch some sleep. she said okay, you will be fine, i said thanks,i was happy that her series of question with regards to why i didn't greet prisca was over.

when we got to her hostel, i bade her farewell and told her to call me tomorrow and left the hostel.
on reaching the junction close to my house i was praying to GOD that i have already seen enough drama today and do not wish to see more.
i dialled james number he was not picking, anyway i wasn't even expecting him to i knew i was just trying my luck, cos anytime a woman visits him its always a do or die affair. the shuttle dropped me in front of my house and i realised that my legs where even too weak to move into the house cos my instincts already predicted that trouble is somewhere inside the house waiting for me, so i decided to divert my movement a little and went to the shop of one of our neighbours and started gisting with him waiting for James to finish before i venture into the house.
after 2 hrs of gisting,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

after 2hrs of boring gists, my phone rang and it was james, he asked me "oboiy how far? am fine oh, where u dey,,i asked, he said he was inside the house about to escort somebody, he didnt want to tell me immediately that he was busy with his side chick, by the way he thought i was not around, i told him to see his visitor off and he should call me when he is back. i was still in the shop when i saw him put his girl on the bike and paid the bike man,he was about to go back inside the house when i called him and narrated the whole story to him, he was confused initially,he was confused with the fact that i was smashing irene and i couldnt even inform him,he was also surprised by the fact that chinedu actually called irenes number when he knew perfectly well that i was with her, he was confused as well, but i was more confused by the whole situation and that was why i had to rely on him.
after a while james started laughing, i asked him whats funny, he told me that there was serious problem and that we need to handle it carefully so that we dont cast our family name by fighting over a girl in our family house, i nodded in affirmation then asked him why he already concluded there was going to be a fight.
he told me that he saw chinedu sitting patiently at the sit-out and if what i told him is true that he was calling irene on the phone, then he is probably waiting for me and irene to come outside so irene could see him and it would have been a very ugly scenario,
NOTE: chinedu didnt know we had left the house because the car was still parked and i locked my door and left with the key, he probably thought we were still inside

so seeing the hundred percent truth in what james said, i realised why i always depend on him in times like this, he figure out puzzles faster than i do, but that notwithstanding i was asking myself what even made me to venture into this devilish activity that has eaten up my time, my little savings. and now my cordial relationship with my cousin because i knew that things wont be the same again from here.
when we entered the house,james padlocked the gate, chinedu seeing couldnt hide the disappointment in his face and he was sitted on the sofa with an unknown stranger,,,hmmm i knew something like this was about to happen that why my spirit told me not to go home

Why Women Love Lies---2

life is sometimes very funny in the sense that no matter how a guy choose to pretend he doesn't love a girl,once you begin to spend so much time with that person,its like your spirits connects automatically and there is no denying it that u do not want to know what he/she is up to.FF

well story continues,,,,me and James after strategising on how to get down with Irene as soon as possible that very night,,,i called her and told her if we could see tomorrow,she then broke my heart by saying she will be going to her village. as a matter of fact,the more we pushed on our propaganda that was planned to be executed that same week,the more she is distancing herself from me that is where i believe that (spiritual connection comes in) cos in the past she wont even hesitate to see me but now that am trying to push her to come, by continuously telling her that i wanted to see her.
well after one week,,i told James that this operation fuck Irene might be a failure and that i need to go back to previous plan A that we already paused for plan B,James told me not to be a fool,that i should be happy that prisca gave me that info firsthand,he continued,girls like Irene are not to be loved at all,that she now feels that am also in love with her just like our cousin chinedu and that my condition is going to be worse if she dumps me,,,,damn,i got the point James was making and knew that i needed to act immediately so i went to sleep that night thinking all through cos i hate to fail in my ventures especially when my savings are involved  grin grin grin grin grin

in the morning around 5 am,James woke me up and told me he has been thinking on what we will do and he already got a perfect plan

NOTE= women please do not misunderstand me for someone who doesn't respect you,i do respect and love women but this is just a part of my life story that i want to share it the way i felt when it was happening

i asked james what the plan was and he said we will use prisca as bait dis time,he told me that if i calculate things very well,,that irene is no longer interested except when she will need my financial assistance,,,hmmm,,i didnt totally buy the idea cos i didnt want to compromise the fvckery that i was enjoying with prisca at even a lower cost,but i saw an angle in what James was saying that i could use,,,so i told James to chill and give me two weeks and if i do not work it out by the two weeks we will switch automatically to his plan,,,probably by then i might have been done with priscas ass  grin grin grin

time was running very fast and two weeks came in a flash with little or nothing happening,irene hasnt called even for once and i have decided not to call her again too,,,so everything was moving slow at the time,
the next day after the two weeks i told James,,,he was asking how far with you and Irene matter,,,as i was just about to talk,,my phone rang and it was Irene,,i didn't pick as usual,until after like 7 missed calls,i picked the 8th and was like who is this ?? she cut the phone on me and i didn't even bother to call her back.
the following day being Sunday the whole house was left for me and James,so we took the car for Sunday mass at ST PETERS Chaplaincy UNN. after the church service we were just about going home when my phone rang again and it was Irene again,i picked this time and asked again who is this and she just said calmly that i should wait for her at my car that she is coming towards me.
damn,i sighted her looking super gorgeous in her traditional gown,,i composed my self and when she got to where we parked,,she greeted us good morning and i answered her whats up? she started accusing me of not calling her again and that i even deleted her number,,i told her yes i deleted your number because you were of no importance to me anymore besides that she was way cheaper than i had rated her (mind u,i now feel some sort of disregard for her) even as i was blasting her with vulgar words james was trying to give me sign to stop and focus on the main mission.
she feigned annoyance and was putting up a sad face but me,i didnt give a damn as of that time and she saw it my face,,,she asked me to pls drop her off at her hostel,,,i said okay,,,,we drove silently and in a speechless mode to her hostel,,,on getting to the front of her hostel,,she asked me,,,can u wait for me to go change my clothes so we can go together to your house,,,i just told her that as long as she is not wasting my time she should be fast.
when she left the car for her room,,james told me that things don mature for me this early morning,,,we were still jubilating when we sighted her coming from the hostel entrance hall,,,,she got to the car,,james came down from the front so she stays with me in the front,,when we got to the UNN main gate,james remembered that he cant go home with me because he was presumably my engineer,,remember?
already i was so excited internally that i nearly blew that cover if not for James who told me,,,oga u don forget say na here i dey comot,,,i said oh my broda,,,too many things in my mind,,,James said; na so im dey be wen u dey embark on too many project at the same time,,,he continued,,oga you go come site tomorrow na? i told him yes,,,fastforward
well we got home and i didn't want to take any chances so i took her straight to my bedroom and offered her hollandia yogurt and cake.
another mistake men make is that we take women for weaklings not knowing they plan ahead of us in anything and that is why a woman can deal with a man psychologically just with her attitude alone
want to know what happened next
while we were busy eating the cake and drinking from the hollandia youghurt the only thing that was going on in my mind was that ''there is no time to even check time'' that i need to rush into the main thing for the day which was to fuck her,,i was still lost in my thoughts when a text message came into my phone and it was James,,,,the message was ''guy TM dey for cupboard for my room,make sure say you no fuck up and say make i no worry about chinedu,,,say Im with am dey together now and im wan carry am go somewhere where dem go waste time make Im no for see wetin dey sup,,,fuck am well o,if possible me self go like nack'' i read it and laughed,,she asked me why i was laughing,,i told her its one of my friends reminding me about his birthday that day and needs me to borrow him some money,,she said okay.

i immediately zoomed off to James room to look for the TM(Tramadol), lucky enough i found 2 tabs of 100 mg,,i swallowed the two immediately and rushed back to be with her in the room. immediately i joined her in the room,,i made the first move by telling her to come closer lemme feel her body on mine,,which she did,,we started kissing and in my mind i was like this is easier than i was expecting,,we kissed for long and i was as well caressing her boobs and ass at the same time. because of the zero resistance she put up,,i didn't deem it necessary again to rush things,,,,,fast-forward
after like 1 long hour of kissing,,,i slide my hand into her top and unknot her bra,,,wow,,,,her boobs was as big as a watermelon,all fallen like the heroes of our past  grin grin grin but it still looked gorgeous because of the size.
i sucked hard on her Tips and that is when she flinched and wanted to pull her breast out of my mouth
NOTE; she allowed me to suck her breast because she never knew how good i was at it  grin my fellow niggaz who know how to turn a woman on only by sucking her breast will understand what am saying. she couldn't take it anymore besides all those while she was playing along she already planned it that i was never going to fvck her.
story continues,,,,as she pulled out her breast from my mouth she said she was feeling pain on her Tips while i sucked it,she now said we should stop.
i told her stop what? she said ''stop what we re doing'' i grasped her hand and took it straight to my erect manhood and asked her how am i going to stop this one
she said she will help me ease the tension by masturbating me with her hands,,i told her hell no,,,,that instead of her masturbating me with her hands she should just stand up and leave !!
to my utmost surprise,she stood up,wore her clothes and told me she was leaving. as at that time i felt my whole plan was crumbling but i summoned courage and told her bye-bye,,she aggressively walked out of the door,,as i was just about to bring my phone and call James to tell him about what just what happened she came back and asked me if i wont drop her to her hostel,,,i simply told her that gone were those days, that am done with her and she should find her way home.
she locked the door again and asked me if sex was the only thing i wanted from her,,,,i stared at her with rage that she could see it in my eyes,then i told her that if not because of the fact that she is a woman that she would have received a hot slap for asking me such question,i asked her,are u a virgin ?? she said no,,,i asked her,,am i the only who will enjoy making love to you? she said no,,,then i asked her,,,what is then your problem,,she then told me that she doesn't like sex that much and that she was on her period,,the last sentence sounded like a mighty 6 o,clock church bell in my eardrums,,,and i asked her,,you re in ur what? she said in her period,i hate women when they are in their period
i was lost in confusion for a while but for that single fact that my money,time and energy that i have put in place just to fuck her is being wasted,,,i asked to see an evidence,,she asked me if am for real? i told her yes,because am scared of you girls these days,you love to label someone who is kind and loving to you as MAGA and am no such persons to be labelled a maga,,my loving kindness needs to get benefits too as a fightback..
she stood still for a while then pulled down her trousers and panties,,,lo and behold there she was wearing pad underneath,,,,,
but do not ever trust women!!!! else they will label you a MAGA also,,,,want to know what happened next
NOTE; my beautiful nairaland angels, this advice is for you !!!
if you meet a guy today and you dont like him, and in your mind you are not even ready to give him a chance
please try all your possible best to avoid even making a minute demand from such persons,,you know why ??

i will tell you,,,when you start finessing a guy because he is attracted to your beauty or is in love with you
two things will happen. before i tell you the two things that will happen, i will love to tell you about the law of power
which states "know whom you are dealing with, do not offend the wrong person" when u read this short excerpt from 48 laws of power
you might be thinking that the people you should be scared of offending are the touts who claim useless rugged in your area,,,NO !!!!
research shows that men and women who are so emotional find it very hard to forgive when they discover that their emotions has been played on
to cut the long story short,before my cousin chinedu came to meet me and James for advice and challenged us to the bait,he had already sent 2 of his finest womaniser friends in his class who had failed,and because of the popular saying that "a prophet is respected but not in his hometown" he didn't deem us worthy of it but because he was not yet ready to give up finding the true nature of Irene he employed us to what me and James are currently doing
secondly,why we refused to involve him completely was that he had some really bad intentions for Irene all in the name of humiliating her, me and James knew better that his plans could land us all in police net, that is why we sidelined him,,,if u were Irene,,just imagine if chinedu was dealing with touts who do not think of tomorrow, they might even kill you.

moral of my long story is,,,,if u know u do not love a guy, do not play his emotions, do not try to label him a maga, do not eat his money if u re not ready to love him, not just love of the mouth but that of the body and soul then tell him to his face,,,,period,,,i still have 100% respect for a lady i met in uni, i chiked this girl and the first day i asked her out on getting to where we were going,she said i should not order anything yet, she told me plainly that she likes me but will not date me that she has a bf.
please nairaland ladies, karma is a Dam and will always come for those who find joy in playing mehn for a maga
please, i wont like to see any of you get hurt emotionally tomorrow
after seeing the pad she was putting on, i was completely lost with mind travelling around not knowing what exactly to do
i was still in a state of oblivion when all of a sudden the TM came into action, my mind just told me she was lying and i felt like the TM
was misleading me but as of that time the TM had a better control of me, so i confidently told her that she was lying and if she is not, she should remove the pad let me see if her menses was coming truly. trust ladies, she started crying, to a point where i felt emotional for her. i called her to come lie down with me, she came close and lay down with me, her face soaked in tears, after i finished consoling her, we cuddled for a while before the spirit of the TM came back again and said to me "dont be a fool" lol, som1 i just finished consoling from crying, i started romancing her again, at first she was sluggish to respond but once i succeeded with the struggle to unknot her bra again, sucked hard on her nlpple that she was moaning very loud this time, but still wouldnt let me go beyond that level. i grasped her hand again and slide it into my junction box

NOTE; this is a trick that really works for me, when you are big enough down dere, and ur Attention is always very firm, during pre-intimacy u slide ur girls hand down into the under of ur boxers, her hand feeling the erectile strength of ur manhood, will also follow in what will trigger her mood for sex. it works for me but might not work for all.

she was caressing my manhood while i was busy sucking on her nlpples, i measured her arousal by the change in tempo with which she stroke my dlck
i sucked her to a point where she aggressively rushed my dlck and gave me an unforgettable Mouth Gig, she lost her defensives completely.
after some mins of taking me to wonderland with her mouth, i decided to pool out and go back to my nlpple sucking just to get her to that ecstasy point where she cant say "no" anymore, i sucked her again and again and again, then slide my hands into her panties through the pad and fingered her pvssy, to cut the long story short, i succeeded in making her pull off the pad, and to my utmost expectation, she wasnt in her period, as a matter of fact, she had wet her pad with excess of cums while we were doing all those pre-intimacy.

well, i didnt want to start interviewing her on why she wore pad to come visit me on the pretense of being in her period, so i forgot about that and focused on the goal ahead. fastforward,,,,,,

while i was about to slide in, she asked me, where is ur condom, thinking i didnt have but i just pulled out four at a time from my wallet just to let her know that we have enough for the whole day  grin grin grin grin i saw her face change when i dropped the remaining condoms on the floor, it was like she lost a million dollars in a poker game with me, i could tell from the sad expression on her face.
as i was about to slide in, she closed her legs trying every possible thing she could do just to tighten up her hole, but i was way too experienced for that, while she was busy tightening up her hole, i sucked her nlpples up again and she loosened up completely, well i was now in, fvcking her, the only thing that came to my mind was that all this fakery of a life and expenses attached to it was just for me to be rewarded with a borehole,,,damn  sad sad well, impressing her was the first mission for me,, i told myself
i went beyond my strength and gave her 6 good rounds, just to set a standard for her and it worked
after desecrating ourselves that day, she now broke the silence,,"baby do you really love me?" lol what a funny question i told myself
well i had to answer her from my innermost heart

Why Women Love Lies---true Story

Back in the days when i was still into fake lifestyle,,,,i had several experiences with girls that taught me that love didn't actually exist amongst these girls,,,they will live and die for fantasy not knowing that such lifestyle only exist in dreams,,,here comes my story

some years back when i was still a jambite,,,i had a cousin bro who was studying MET/MAT Eng in UNN Nsukka and he stayed with us in our family house,he was crushing on one particular girl that he met during their sec school days,her name was Irene (fake name), and my cousin was Chinedu (fake too).
he loved this girl to the core of his heart and becos of this Irene was now taking advantage of the love he had for her and now turned chinedu to boiy boiy who will go to nsukka market to buy foodstuff for her to cook,take his bike to go and carry her to church every sunday,,,,me and anoda of my cousins James (fake too) will always blast him for being stupid but chinedu will always tell us that we dont know a thing about love,so sometimes we just let him continue to be stupid.
the only thing chinedu benefitted from Irene after running errands for her throughout the week because of his love for her was an invite from her to come and eat sunday rice,,,not like he was hungry but he would always go just to spend time with his imaginary sweetheart.

One fateful weekend,,me and James was blasting him asking him if he has ever seen irenes panties talkless of foorking or even kissing her,,,after some epic blasts from me and James he opened up to us that he dont really understand the girl,that anytime he brings up the topic of taking there sec school relationship to another level she will abscond by telling him how much he loves him and dont want him to be distracted by her love for him,,bla bla bla bla
NOTE; am the youngest amongst them and James is most senior of all of us.
James now started advicing him to call her and ask her out tomorow being sunday so he can take her out,,which she agreed,,chinedu on reaching there that fateful sunday dressed in the best of his wardrobe selection got there and was baffled by what he saw next

Irene had a visitor,a guy who just came back from Qatar,they came in a convoy of range rovers,,,u know what its like with all dese hustlers abroad whenever they come home,,they always move like they are untouchable and unstoppable,,,fastforward,,,
to his shock,,he asked Irene if they weren't going out again that day and she said why not,,,chinedu thinking that maybe she was preparing for their own outing didn't know he got everything wrong,,when Irene finished preparing,,he now told chinedu 'oya lets go'' but to his surprise all the roommates where also going out with them,,,,that is when he realised that they had made him pawn,,,,what did he do  stay tuned
In order not to look jealous chinedu humbly entered one of the cars and went to chill out with them,,,he was like an object of mockery that day because irenes roommates were sporadically laughing and he knew they were actually laughing at him.
to cut the long story short, after being humiliated that day,he now came home to ask me and james what next to do cos he was tired of the whole scenario that played out that day. James being a proffessor in women affairs and me being his assistant,,,we both offered him deep pieces of advice that we thought would help him out.
some of them which were to ask her out again but all of them turned out to be nulll since she always gave one or two reasons

fast forward,,,,,,,
he came home from lectures one day and challenged me and james that none of us could even get close to the girl and that she is so harrd to get,,,hmmmm
we were actually feeling sorry for him cos it seemed he was yet to understand women and thats why they always play him for a sucker.
james denied the bait saying he is financially incapacitated to carry out the task,,so automatically the bait was now on me,,and i accepted it

chinedu gave me her number and i chat her up on whatsapp,,,as expected she started playing hard to get by asking me random questions like who gave me her number and co,,,i applied the law of power that says ''make people come to you,use bait if necessary''
the bait i used was telling her that being rude on the phone to someone she doesnt know is a bad manner and that if she truly wants to know who gave me her number then she should arrange for a meet and i will tell her everything
after some days of getting no response from her,,,i always wasnt disturbing her as well since i knew my tactics was still in play and not yet expired, one fateful day the three of us were lying down on the bed and discussing different range of issues from how to make money,to issues about women et cetra when my phone rang,i checked the caller,,lo and behold she,irene was the one calling,,chinedu told me to pick and i told him no,,,not yet,,she called two more times and i didnt pick
after like 2 hrs i called her back and told her i was busy when she called me and she asked me what i was doing (which i expected her to) i told her i was supervising my house that am biulding in town,,,she said she now wants us to meet ,today if possible,,i told her no that i wont be leaving the site until i settle my engineer  grin grin grin all in the game of making her see me as not so interested and to make her feel inferior as well

l called her the following day being friday and told her that i will be going to enugu for some kind of business and willl call her when am back,,she wasnt too happy with the way am keeping her suspense but that was part of my game,,to kill her defensives,,NOTE= if i had gone straight to meet with her immediately,,she would not give me any attention until i give her a reasonable explanation of how i got her number which i dont even have at that moment and thats why i was delaying the meet

james was now telling chinedu that the way he eeing it that i might shock him with surprises,,that was when he revealed to us that he was actually scared of losing and thats why he rejected the bait. fastforward,,,,,,

i supposedly came back from my travel the following friday and called irene that i want to see her and she said ok,that she will be free throughout on sunday,,we scheduled to meet on sunday by 3pm,,,i spent time washing our family car and ironing my co operate attires so i can have varieties to choose from by sunday afternoon,,,
on that very Sunday,,,,,,
i called her around 1 pm when i came back from church and asked her if we were still going to meet,,which she said yes,,,,fastforward

around 3 pm she was already calling my phone telling me that she was at the venue we scheduled to meet,,i said okay,,am coming and went into our family car that i washed the day before and drove off,,,,,NOTE-i didnt really know what to expect,remember i was still a jambite and never really mingled with uni girls then but living in ph for a while actually advanced my level of exposure with regards to women

when i got to the venue,,OMG i nearly got scared seeing two giant endowed sexy looking girls,,one was fair and the other was dark,,i knew that the fair one was my prey,so i comported myself like a senior guy that i was then called the bar man and asked tthem to place their order,,whatever they wanted,,,,,,that actually eased the tension between me and them, cos once i stepped into the place,i saw the dissatisfaction in their faces,,,i guess i looked too young for them,,,but i knew it wasnt about the looks,,its a game of the mind. after they hav finished placing their orders,,of chicken pepper soup with smirnoff ice and fresh fish,,she now asked me how old i was,,knowing her own age before hand,,,she was 22,,i told her i was 26,,,soon to be 27,,,they looked at each other with shock which proved to me that i was right about their dissatisfaction of my looks,,,but i guess the 5000 naira that was already spent and still counting made me win the bet,,since nobody of such a young age will have a ride and spend 5k+ still counting for a woman he barely knows
when i realised that my game worked perfectly was that they never asked me of who gave me her number until when i went to drop them off at their hostel in unn nsukka,,Okpara hostel precisely,,,when we got to their hostel,,it was the friend that now asked me how i got her friends number,,,i told the friend immediately that at this level of our friendship that we were way past that since it no longer matters, the alcohol they drank actually helped to surpress wateva plans they had when they were coming,,,,,NOTE= throughout the discussion i was always bringing up topics about my university days in esut and what life is like after the university just to avoid anything relating to how i got her number,,,cos she was kinda rude and could walk out on me if i didnt give a reasonable answer

i went home that day feeling happy to have crossed the first hurdle and now its time to plan the second hurdle wisely,,,well to start with,,i told james earlier not to tell chinedu about how am going about the whole thing,,,knowing that he was still in love with irene and could foolishly blow our cover if he sees that am progressing rapidly
in the morning i was still sleeping when she called me and asked me how i slept,,i told her i slept like a biafran soldier,,,agile and with one eye open,,,just to make her laugh,,,she laughed and asked me if i used jazz yesterday,,,i asked her what she meant and she saaid that everything she and her friend planned to ask me that they couldnt ask me again cos they found me so domineering  grin grin grin she now made the second hurdle easy for me...watchout
i told her that when two people are inlove thats how they always feel whenever they are in company of each other,,,,she told me that am talking story for the gods,,,she now used the avenue to ask me to come with car to drive her to plait her,,,,me suspecting that this might be anoda ploit to know if the car is actually mine tasked her what time,,,she said 10 am,,,damn,,,that was too early but i figured my way,,,took the car and picked her up tho a lil bit later then we went to plait her hair
the next part of what happened is the most captivating

she spent 3 hrs plaiting her hair,,and i was just there chatting and laughing along with the girls in the saloon,,i bought food and drinks for everyone in the saloon,,then told her to give me 30 mins that am coming,,,that was in a bid to let the saloon girls air their opinion about me,,,knowing fully well that the food i bought for them has already bought me their heart,,,fastforward

when she was done plaiting her hair,,she called me on the phone that she was done,,i came back and payed the bills without her asking me to do it,,,she was marveled even though i know she prayed that i do so,,,,that being the essence of begging me to go with her
on our way back to her hostel,,i faked a call claiming with my bros site engineer who was at the time biulding a house for my bros then,,,i told that my engineer needed my urgent attention and that instead of going to her hostel straight,,that we needed to branch to the site,,,,on getting to the site,,james posedas the engineer even tho it was with prior info to the engineer to avoid Bleep up,,,when we got there james as the engineer came up to me and i wind down the glass
james; oga cement don dy finish o
me; how many bags remain ??
james; oga na around 10 bags and e no go last more than 2 hrs again
me; call the cement guy na make im bring cement
james; oga uknw as that guy dey do,,,im say im go like dey get the call directly from you
me:brings my fone out and calls the cement guy being one of my dudes like that,,,already planned it with him while at the saloon
me; guy why u no dey gree give my engineer cement except i call
cement guy; oga u knw as dis ppl dey take steal cement,,say im wan dey sure i dey aware of every transaction betwee im and the engineer to avoid problem
me; if im call u for cement,,call me and confirm okay?
cement guy; okay sir
i dropped the call and told james,,my acclaimed engineer to wait that cement is coming,,,
fastforward,,,,,

while i was going to drop her,,,i was imagining what was going on in her mind,,,she was thinking that this guy must be very rich and young too
to my utmost dismay,,when we got to her hostel,,,instead of going down,,she paused and looked at me,,with that kind of romantic stare a woman looks at a man when he bneeds his touching and asked me,,,,AN pls who gave u my number,,,i knew she was madly falling for me and couldnt help her stupidity and thats why she was asking me that question again,,,and me seeing the rage of love and lust in her eyes knew she would buy any story i tell her at that moment.
i told her that i stole her number from the phone of one of those guys who came from Qatar to see her and that if she tells the guy that our rlationship is ruined for life
as expected,,she asked me which of them,,,i already know the name of the particular one that took her out owing to the fact that my cousin,chinedu hanged out with them,,so i told her its Emeka and she was quiet for sometime then left the car without uttering a word to me,,,
initially i was scared that she might ask the emeka guy and eventually find out that i was all fake,,,with that in mind i device another technique to avoid this
i called her 2 days later and she didn't pick,,i then sent her a whatsapp message telling her that even if she doesn't love me,,she shouldn't ruin my relationship with my long time friend emeka,,,this was in a bid to make her not to call the guy to ask him,,,,so i also told her on whatsapp that she should please didn't tell my friend and i will never call her again,,,lets pretend that nothing happened between us,,,,fastfoward

1 week later i was yet to see a call from her or even a reply of my message,,,i was kinda worried that all my resources were wasted in vain,,,so i narrated the whole escapades to James and he told me not to worry,,,,no be women again? asked James,,,after all this flexing wey u don give am,,she no fit back out again cos she is already in,,,say im see am for her eyes the day i carry am come site,,James continued,,,but u know say u dey Bleep up,,,na ur papa u call ur engineer abi ??,,,lolz,,we laughed over the matter and decided to go drink beer,,,we were at the beer parlour drinking gulder wen my phone rang,,,Irene was calling me after 12 days of snubbing me,,,i refused to pick,,this time around she felt she might have lost me,,,so she called me more than 15 times,,,and i refused to pick,,,she then sent me a text message that she wants to see me,,,i called her back later,,we didn't talk much,,after she apologised,,we scheduled to meet at her hostel around 8 pm,,,i couldn't go with my family car cos i cant move out with it around that time,,,it would have been better if i left with it in the afternoon and even came back in night by 12 than trying to go out with it by 8 pm,,,,,so i used UNN shuttle to go to her hostel and when i got there,,,
she told me she was in love with the Qatar guy emeka and that is why she found it hard to believe she is hanging out with one of his friends,,,i told her that its all good,,,she should stick with the love of her life and was about entering the shuttle when she dragged me back clamped me with a hug and her boobs was so big that i felt cold shivers run down my spine,,,i gathered the courage and brought her head closer and we started kissing,,,we kissed for a while and she moved out her mouth and started their pretence gospel saying that what we were doing was wrong
NOTE = i didn't know that why she reconciled with me and even gave me a seductive kiss was because her bday was next week and she didn't have money to celebrate it and secondly it seemed like his Qatar guy didn't send him money too,,,,,all these while he has never even mentioned anything relating to my cousin chinedu
she now told me about her birthday next week,,,i have already finished all my money spending on her for the past few weeks but i comported myself and told her to invite few of her friends that matter to her that i will do the birthday for her on a low key but in a special way,,,she smiled and bade me goodnight,,,anoda point that proved to me she only called me because of her upcoming bday which none of her so called bfs were around to do for her
when i got home i narrated to james everything we discussed him being my adviser in delicate matters as such  grin grin grin
he told me dont worry say before next week either we get money or we will figure out which of the bars around our neighbourhood where we will celebrate it for her on credit without her knowledge,,i believed in James like i always do believe in him as long as it concerns women.,,,,,FF to that day

on the morning of the scheduled birthday we were only able to raise 12k which was nothing compared to the fact she already told us she was inviting 20 people plus me and one of my friends,,that is 22 in a hotel where the cheapest drinks sell for #400,,,well James as i always believed in him reminded me that around four cartons of andre which remained after the wedding of one of my elder brothers was still in his custody in our store room in the BQ,,,he brought the key and we unpacked the drinks,,cleaned them of dust and went straight to the hotel to talk with the barman working in the executive bar,,,,,well it wasn't so rosy for us since the barman told us that it wasn't possible to bring in any drink into their executive parlour that even if their boss finds out,,he will be sacked,,,well after long time bargaining,,,we gave him 2k to help us out and gave him the 48 bottles of andre to keep in their freezer b4 our guests arrived,,,NOTE; it was common knowledge to everybody living in nsukka that andre sells for #5000 in that hotel,,,,,fastforward
she came with her friends with her bday cake which i gave her 3k for it,,,they were all looking gorgeous and sexy,,when we asked them what they wanted to drink,,,omo see gobe,,,some of them started saying heineken,orijin,smirnoff,,,in my mind i was like what nonsense,,,i interrupted their order and told dem that this was the bday celebration of not just anybody but own sweetheart and love of my life and that at such no cheap beer will be served here today,,,that its all wine,,,,i immediately told the barman to bring one carton of any wine that is standard,,,lol,,,, grin grin grin he then brought one carton of andre,,,,i bought 3k suya which we all ate took pictures and even gave each of them one bottle of andre to go home with  grin grin grin grin as a big boy ni,,,they were all marvelled,,,one of her friends even took my number in secret that day,,,,,at the end of the party the barman brought the bill amounting to 145k lolz,, grin grin grin grin she was the happiest woman on earth that to have actually found the right maga,,,,which is me,,,but she was totally wrong
what happened after the trick ish birthday party

After the birthday party i was ripped off of all my cash that was left and i knew that owing to the way she felt after that birthday party where she assumed i spent 145k for her,,,she was into me and was ready to give all of her to me,,,you know what i mean
but i knew that seeing her will also cost me some expenses considering the fact that i have to fuel the car,,flex her a little and so on,,,so i told her i will be out of town,that i will be going to ph for a two weeks business trip,,this was also in a bid to look more serious to her because i have already spent nearly a month in nsukka which she might start asking questions like how i actually get my money,,,fast-forward
NOTE=chinedu is still not yet aware of what was happening and he was now complaining frequently that her girl Irene no longer picks her call
but me and James knowing what exactly is going on,,advised him to free the girl and focus on some girls who were actually crushing on him

two weeks gone and my pocket was regaining stamina again,,,i called her that i will be coming back Friday the following week,,she mumbled for a while and said OK baby,,,please i miss you,,do fast and come home  grin grin grin calling me baby for the first time.
meanwhile her friend who secretly gave me her phone number was also disturbing me that she will love to see me,,,i sold the same story i told Irene to her and they all bought it.

when i now presumably came back from my imaginary travel,,,i called the two simultaneously and told them that i was back from ph and scheduled a meeting date with each of them,,,,beginning with her friend,,,her friend whom on a normal day i cant even stop her on the road because she was very tall,,,way taller than me and has the right curves at the right places and as fair as a yellow pawpaw,,,on a normal day i will just tell myself that she was way bigger than my level but thanks to this journey of no return that i already embarked on then,,,it showed me that women are all made of empty skulls that can be brainwashed at anytime no matter her class or status,,,,all you need to do is act like a king and she will treat you as one,,,,,fast-forward,,,,,,,,

on the day i set up to meet with her friend,,,i went to my personal chemist,,we call him doc,,and bought Tramadol 400 mg grin grin after taking the TM i went to a pammy shop and drank 3 cups of palm wine and i was ready for the show.,,,

we met at Grace Manors in Nsukka,,,one of the best hotels there,,,she came looking all fly,,i was seated there with my cousin James
when she got to where we were sitting,,i did the intro
James meet prisca, prisca meet James my engineer i tried to make it as brief as possible
some minutes later James took me unawares with a fake phone call from Town planning committee telling me to come and clarify my house that is under construction with them,,,,,playing with the head of these girls was actually very fun,,,,u will soon know why


after a while James left the two of us there and i told her that we should go up to my room in the hotel that i will rather prefer we stay somewhere a bit more private,,she shrugged but when women worship money they have no choice but to obey the perceived handlers opinions

we went up and got served with night train and fried chicken,,we didn't rush things rather we started discussing about so many issues when all of a sudden she popped up a question asking me how i ended up loving that slut Irene(in her own words) she told me that there is a guy from philosophy dept in UNN who is fucking her on a regular and that the guy was as wretched as a poor rat,,that even after the birthday that i did for her that the guy came to pick her up that night,,,as she was saying this i recalled that on that day after they had gone i called her phone like 5 times,,she didn't pick nor call me back but in the presence of prisca i just acted like i was shocked she could do such
NOTE= guys who are players will bear me witness that when you hear your side chick is cheating,,i wont call it total jealousy but you will feel a little disregard for her,,so me and prisca were still discussing when i told myself if a guy without even a keke can be fucking Irene on a regular then am being stupid and childish by still chatting with dis prisca of a girl after 1 hr,,so i drew her closer,,kissed her with passion and went straight to her boobs,squeezed it like a mafia,,she screamed baby easy na,,is that how u do Irene?? i was like ewoo!! she doesn't even know that i haven't seen her panties,,i removed her bra gently dis time,sucked hard on her Tips,slide my right middle finger gently into her pvssy and she was moaning as loud as an aiwa speaker on vol 20,,all this while she was just moaning until she got agitated and grabbed my odogwu,,,,to cut the long story short,,,i banged her to stupor,,endless white juice coming from her pvssy
with the aid of the mixture,,,pammy and Tramadol,,,i was able to set a standard unbeaten record on her p..ssy since i made her squirt more times than i can count,,,,,,,we finished around 8 pm in the night both of us feeling exhausted,,,when i got home i told james everything irene told me,,,then James told me that its now an emergency call to fuck Irene or forget her,,,since our madam hard to get was actually madam keziah,,,,

See The Massive Fibroid Doctors Removed From A Woman's Stomach

Yesterday, another mind boggling major surgery operations were performed in the ongoing free medical outreach services which was declared open sometime ago by the Honourable Member Representing Ehime Mbano, Ihette Uboma and Obowo in the Federal House of Reps, Hon. Deacon Chike Okafor.

The case of one Mrs Chibuzor Mbah, from Obowo local government area was very pathetic. She had a scan of 2011 to 2016, but due to lack of fund she resulted to native drugs that had severe damage on her system. All thanks goes to the team of medical Doctors ably led by Dr Uche Ejikem, that exhibited high sense of professionalism over her case.

Other fibroid operations that were recorded yesterday include, Mrs Chinwe Okoye, Mrs Onuegbu Rebecca, among others.

Fg Increases Salary Of Workers Next Year.

The Minister of Labour and Employment, Senator Chris Ngige, has assured Nigerian workers of a pay rise next year.

Ngige stated this in Awka, the Anambra State capital in an interactive session with journalists on Tuesday.

He said the various committees handling the minimum wage issue were working to arrive at something.

He said the minimum wage under Buhari would not be like any pay rise in the country.

The Minister said, “minimum wage is a constitutional issue and is in the exclusive list.

“The Nigerian workers are entitled to a review of their pay under the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

“The various committees handling this matter are all working hard to realise the objective. Some are at the final stages of their work.”

He said the kind of minimum wage being worked out by the Buhari administration, would be enforceable by workers in both private and public sectors.

Ngige said that the new minimum wage would be couched in such a way that any employer of Labour in the country who would pay his workers below the minimum wage would be held liable.

Why Gencos Can’t Deliver 6000MW Target

Contrary to the expectations of Nigerians that they would soon have improved electricity supply of 6,000 megawatts in the country, which was the target for 2016 set by the federal government earlier in the year, operators in the sector have confirmed that the country cannot achieve this target due to issues of gas shortage, debts and transmission challenges confronting the power companies.

LEADERSHIP learnt that electricity generation crashed to 3,050.20MW last weekend. An official of the Nigerian Electricity System Operator of Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) disclosed that electricity generation had been dwindling due to challenges of accessing gas by generation companies.

Also, the executive secretary, Association of Power Generation Companies, Joy Ogaji, said debts owed them, which stood at more than N400 billion, was one of the major reasons for the poor power supply in the country.

In an interview with LEADERSHIP recently, the managing director, Mainstream Energy Solutions Ltd, Engr Lamu Audu, the concessionaire of Kainji and Jebba Hydro Power Plants, said that, if put together, the available installed capacity of all the generating plants in Nigeria may reach the 6,000MW target, but the fact that some power plants cannot run due to lack of gas while some have the gas but cannot transmit into the grid because of transmission problems make it unlikely that they would achieve the 6,000MW target by the end of the year .

‘‘There are so many issues at getting that availability on the grid; it’s not just getting the generators in place,’’ he said.

Just last week, the power generation companies and distribution companies (GENCOs and DISCOs) said they recorded a shortfall of N809.8 billion as at November, due to the scarcity of foreign exchange.

Foreign exchange has been identified as a critical challenge to operators who are hamstrung in replacing ageing equipment. Operators have also blamed some of its woes on inconsistency and ineptitude on the part of the Nigeria Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC), as they seek federal government’s intervention toward finding a lasting solution to the problem of shortfalls in the sector.

They said that selling gas for local consumption in local currency; providing security against Forex fluctuation; re-engineering the DISCos’ balance sheet and making it bankable and having an effective tariff mechanism, among others, are the options left to save the country from being plunged into total darkness.

Since the privatisation of the sector, the 11 DISCOs said they had been running at a loss of not less than N10/KW of energy arising from the numerous problems affecting the industry.

The operators insist that much needs to be done in terms of regulation and unfavourable policies, noting that the industry lost N12.8 billion to the one-month delay in the take-off of the current tariff regime, which became effective in February 2016 instead of January, after being conceived in December 2015.

For the DISCOs, the major cause of the crisis is the persistent increase in the exchange rate after the December 2015 rate of N197 to $1.

Also, the GENCOs are made to buy gas from the suppliers in US dollars, tender their invoices to the DISCOs to pay at the prevailing value of Forex and charge their tariffs based on the fixed exchange rate, thus leading to the shortfall.

By June 2015, the exchange rate had gone up to N293 to $1, and now to about N360 at the official rate, meaning that the Forex value had doubled such that the same quantum of energy bought from the GENCOs at N10.50 now goes for about N18, while the DISCOs cannot reflect this in the tariff for the end users to pay.

The operators further contend that if they should pay at the fixed rate of N197 to $1, they will still have a shortfall.

Experts said that though the privatised electricity firms may have been freed of the state bureaucracy that previously hampered their operations, these utilities still encounter myriad if structural problems that continue to hamper the growth of the power sector.

They identified some of these to include shortage of gas for thermal stations, high level of unpaid electricity bills and outdated and poorly maintained transmission network, which government still owns but put under private management since 2012.

Many of the new power operators have struggled to make progress, especially as they have had to contend with ageing facilities requiring substantial amounts of investments to upgrade and expand.

With a total installed capacity of 8,457.6 MW (81 percent of total) in early 2014, thermal plants (gas-fired plants) dominated the Nigerian power supply mix. The rest of the country’s capacity is in the form of hydropower plants.

On face value, thermal capacity alone is nearly double of Nigeria’s recorded peak generation (4600 MW in 2014). Pipelines, the veins of gas-powered generation, had been consistently vandalised.

The minister of power recently put the cost of the vandalised Escravos-Lagos pipeline per day across the entire power sector supply chain to N470 million.

Nigeria, known to be ninth most proven gas reserve entity in the world, is unable to provide gas needed for its thermal plants.

With this scenario, the quantity of electricity that can be generated at any point in time is not determined by installed capacity but, rather, by the total available capacity.

The available capacity is the percentage of the total capacity that is not prevented from working, through planned/unplanned outages and/or lack of required fuels. Experts, however, welcomed federal government’s decision to pay legacy debts totalling N213 billion in 2014 as part of the process of boosting gas supply to the power sector.

CEO of Eko DISCO, Mr. Oladele Amoda, while reacting to gas supply constraint in the sector, said the company currently receives only 200MW from the national grid instead of 1,300MW which, he said, is not enough to sustain supply stability across its network.

Amoda also disclosed that the company is spending N700 million to replace 138 transformers in order to boost supply within the festive period.

The non-availability of gas supply to the 10 plants under the National Independent Power Projects (NIPP) is said to be responsible for their failure to generate 4,541MW of power expected of them to feed the national grid.

However, an official with the Niger Delta Power Holding Company (NDPC) told LEADERSHIP that the country was close to achieving stable gas supply to the power stations. The official, who would not want to be named, said some of its plants had started receiving supply, though still not enough to boost power generation as envisaged by government.

Aside generation, the country is battling with issues around the technicalities of power transmission.

Transmission is the transportation of the power from the generation plants to the distribution companies, which then take it to the homes, offices, factories, etc., and this work is done by the Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) which was not privatised.

Today, it can only transport 5,000 MW.

The power minister, Babatunde Fashola, who revealed the low wheeling capability of the company, said about 907 containers of various equipment imported in the ports, and paid for, had been abandoned, having accumulated demurrage, port charges and all sorts of costs, by contractors who had deserted their contracts.

He, however, disclosed that approvals had been given by President Buhari for their release.

The containers, expectedly, contain all sorts of equipment which, when recovered, will hopefully help to solve some of the nation’s transmission problems.

Mike Bamiloye Thinks Comedy In The Church Is A Bad Idea

As shared on Facebook by Pastor Mike Bamiloye of Mount Zion Faith Ministries International:

As per COMEDY in Church Meetings and Events!!

I want to address Christians - ALL denominations - this morning without prejudice!

For a long while I have questioned the inclusion of COMEDY in Church events. What do I question?

The fact that the comedians brought in are allowed to make jokes of scriptures, the Blood of Jesus, speaking in tongues, the throne of grace etc.' AND WE SIT THERE LAUGHING!

What are we laughing at? What is funny? Mocking God and Christ and the Holy Spirit and the Word is funny?
We hear of other religions where they are obsessed with protecting the image of their Leader and we gleefully allow people to MOCK our Leader Jesus CHRIST and the Holy Spirit and thereby indirectly MOCKING GOD!!! They look at us with disdain because we are BAD AMBASSADORS of our faith!

Lukewarmness and cynicism has crept slowly into the life of Christians. We pull ourselves down publicly, abuse leaders of the gospel will glee, mock certain commandments of God. YET when we run into trouble who do we call upon
Bible has already stated that towards the end times there will be mockers of the gospel and preachers doing wrong. WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE ONE OF THEM

We come into Facebook and spew out curses and abuses - mock the commandments especially when it comes to forgiveness issues and honour of parents etc and we go to church and lift up hands and voices to WHO HE who we MOCK with DISOBEDIENCE?

We quickly mouth monotonous words - God is in control! Amen! It is well! Praise God etc but do we HONOUR HIM with our words and actionsWe are humans and not perfect but SHOULD WE MOCK THE CORE COMPONENTS OF OUR FAITH

I was thinking of all this since Friday when a comedian was allowed in the stage at the EXPERIENCE to use a scripture in the Old Testament as foundation for his jokes! I LAUGHED also but later felt badly convicted and I said I will speak out - then this morning I received the message below in my whatsapp and I said - somebody feels the same way I do. It is long but worth reading -

FROM ANONYMOUS ......
I was brought up under very rigid church atmosphere, to humor during a sermon was almost Like a sin,,
Then came " knowledge" we felt we had been too religious, somewhat and somehow ,we threw away the baby with the bath water..
We introduced fun into services,
From dance steps to many other things ,
" to the pure all things are pure ", we must have quoted .
What we failed to see is the side effects of entertainment:
- Lightness
- Looseness
- Loquaciousness
- The spirit of lasciviousness prevailed .
Then the latest miasma ..
COMEDY
Sad enough, recently I found myself laugh at one of such instances ,and quickly I Checked myself " are you losing your mind " I asked myself -
Comical jokes and ridiculous jokes poked at scripturally awed activities!!!!!!
- Jokes about casting out demons ( when fewer believers actually cast out Demons )
- Mockery about tongues ( called a communication with the Father )
- Gifts of the spirit used as comedy and to generate hilarity ( whereas fewer believers walk in the gifts )
- Ministry of angels used as comical relief ..
- Judgment seat of Christ made to look like theatre too.
- Most vitally, preachers of the gospels in humor mannequin for laughs and fun.
The list goes on ..What exactly is happening

The Yorubas say " it's a bastard who uses his left hand to describe his fathers house "
We mustn't be so behaved .
We should know the importance of the above activities, things Christ purchased( made available ) with His blood, found only in His spirit
They can't be used for drama and comedy to laugh and jeer or cheer!!!
IT MUST STOP !

1 Timothy 3:15 KJV
[15] But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth.

A fellow told me: "laughter is medicine for the soul"
I said, "the laughter needed, Is it referring to laughing from a joke,or joy in the Holy Ghost ? There is joy in the Holy Ghost

Jesus demonstrated it, the church in act, Paul and the apostles taught it and they weren't referring to making a mockery of spiritual things .
Nothing wrong in humor but keep away things of the faith and verity

Like paul admonished -
Ephesians 5:4 KJV
[4] Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
Let's have the consecration of the old timers and behave ourselves in the house !

If your church members are carnal, no need feeding their carnality, feed them spiritual realities
Those of us here who believe these jesters and comedians are desecrating the altar of God should rise and oppose this when they are brought to your church.

Go meet the leadership in office and express your mind. Once we don't create an atmosphere of seriousness and worship, what right do we have to expect the manifestation of God's glory in our midst?
Jesters and mockers can go to wedding receptions and wherever.

Yet if you mock or despise holy things, you can still come under God's judgment.
They joke about the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus, choruses etc. When they are in trouble and need the blood or the Name, how can it work for them?
So there it is: what is the stance you will take Join the revelers or stand against MOCKERY in the name of COMEDY in Church activities and events